Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl. She has the perfect personality and the perfect body. She is always looking very fit. Honey-Mai is usually found with her boyfriend, and cares a lot about her family, and the people of whom she loves. People don't appreciate her like they should.
She has beautiful dark hair, and cute freckles. She also has a nice ass which only her boyfriend can enjoy. Her boyfriend is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so gassed she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: Well, it's to bad I'm never letting her go.

Honey-Mai by 231119 May 15, 2020

Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl, with a perfect personality and the perfect body. She always looks hot, and has a nice booty. Usually found with her boyfriend, she cares a lot about her family, and those she loves. She isn't appreciated like she should be.

She has beautiful long, dark hair, cute freckles, and a hot ass. Her boyfriend's name is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so happy she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: To bad I'm never letting go.

Honey-Mai by 231119 May 15, 2020

honey maid 

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.

Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.

honey maid by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018

homey mail

Your personal (home) e-mail and/or e-mail address. Describes the e-mail address you give to your homeys and the mail you get from them. Not your worky mail address or the e-mail you receive at your work address.

Hoping to hear from that dude I met last week. I'm gonna check my homey mail and see if he wrote me.

homey mail by GladErnie August 5, 2005

honeymail

The art of buttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite sex, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.

"My wife hates me spending any mod money on my Audi S4. Getting a Stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies Rolex in Honeymail."

honeymail by vrlife August 26, 2007