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Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries

Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries

Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Mara 

When you take a vienna sausage and stuck it up your vagina, then queef it onto a plate, then serve it to your partner.
Anyone hungry? I can serve up a dirty Mara.
Dirty Mara by Petero808 November 17, 2020