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idiot check

It's the once-over when leaving a hotel/friends house/somewhere where you won't be back for a while. Typically performed by one assigned person. For all those times when you think, "Man! i'm such an idiot! I forgot my ..."
"You take the bags to the car, and i'll do the idiot check."
idiot check by sunshine-- December 24, 2008

idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.
I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.
idiot check by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005