The art form of placing a pair of goggles (preferably world war 2 fighter pilot style) onto your girlfriends/wifes head before jizzing into both eye cups equally.
Subsequently then pulling back the goggles to a distance of approximately
14-16inches, maintaining a strong grip using your thumb and index
finger clasped tightly at the bridge of the goggles whilst
tilted at a slight angle as not to
loose any of the precious cargo until releasing them into her face.
The result, a mini catapult of seamen direct into the eyes of your loved one.