the Net 

Trendy word used by hip people to describe the Internet. See also: World Wide Web, the Information Superhighway.

In my free time, I enjoy surfin' the Net because I am cool.

the Net by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003

The net is coming off the pegs 

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

The net is coming off the pegs by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

The Net God by billymays69 October 13, 2011

Back of the Net

This phrase originates from the feeling of pure unadulterated joy associated with the ball hitting the back of the net in football (soccer in the USA).

Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path

After retrieving the lost Inca Golden Headed statue from the hidden Jungle temple, whilst escaping deadly spiders, poisonous arrows, and out running huge stone boulders, and it must be said keeping hold of your hat, you raise the statue high in the air and exclaim to the masses of indigenous tribes;

"Back of the Net"

Back of the Net by Nathaniel jones November 14, 2003

surfing the net 

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites

Jess was surfing the net.

surfing the net by XXX February 1, 2005

on the net

On the internet, online

1. I found this definition on the net.
2. I have spent way too many hours on the net.

on the net by N470 July 1, 2019

Padding the Net 

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

Padding the Net by Islemage February 14, 2018