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furry war 

The conflict between gamers and furries. The guys do the fighting and the girls mass produce sandwiches. This war has taken many lives on both sides but both factions continue to hammer each other with weapons. The gamers have the infinity gauntlet on their side and will use it as a last resort.
Get this info to HQ, we can’t lose the furry war!”
furry war by Ya Boi Campuss! November 11, 2018
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Furry War 

It all started on November 10th 2018, The TikTok thots have decided to infiltrate the furries. While the furries were still going strong the front line of defense for the TikTok Thots were down. They called for back up, once the Gamer Boys showed up on December 8th 2018. The furries army have been severely beaten, some brave gamer boys have been living among the furries to infiltrate behind enemy lines. While the TikTok thots and Gamer boys are fighting the Furries, the wamen have been in the kitchen making them sandwiches for their returns. Sadly one day some wamen have been held hostage by the Furries. We have no contact with them so there whereabouts are untraceable. The gamer boys have been doing their best fortnite dances in hopes the Wamen will be released. The Furries seemed to be getting stronger by the end of the war. The gamer boys had to team up with the Weebs to win this war. While that was happened the Wamen packed up their kitchens and went into battle to fight along side their owners.
“Drop an F for the Fallen Troops”
“Sr, The Furries got Srg. Thiccums and are holding our Wamen captive, this Furry War can’t go on”
Furry War by ThotPatrol;) January 18, 2019

Furry War 

The epic war between the gamers boys and the furries
Furry War by Cyreearkee November 26, 2018

furry war 

the war on tik-tok, gamers versus furries.

sidenote: furries are fucking gay lmfao
you: hey do you want to try on my fursuit and make a few tik-toks about the furry war

me: what the fucc bryan it is 2am what are you doing in my closet i signed a restraining order

you: oh sorry uwu
furry war by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019

The Great Furry War 

Also known as the Furry war, The Great Furry war of 2018, and in some cases World War III, The Furry war is and ongoing battle for superiority involving gamers and furries. Some groups have managed to make alliances with natives, such as the weaboos, the memers, and in rare cases, furries have gone as far as to capture rare and violent T-Posing children to set off on rivals. It is currently unclear as to which side will win the war. Some say it has to be the gamers, as the chief constantly respawns. Others say furries, as their numbers are always growing, and, as stated before, they’ve begun the taming and possible selective breeding of T-Posers. The war has also lead to a decline in bread, as the property are making sandwiches to supply the troops at an alarming rate.
“Man, I could really go for a sandwich right now.”

“Yeah, this war is really using up all the energy of us and our fellow gamer bois.”

“Exactly, but there’s just no telling when the Great Furry War will come to an end.”
The Great Furry War by DemonPotato November 25, 2018

The furry war

The furry war is the war to eliminate all furries. There are two groups of people fighting, the furries, and the anti furries. There have been two furry wars one back in YouTube in 2007 and one right not in tick tock in 2018.
The furry war by Flappytheflonder December 13, 2018

The Furry War

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers, and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. the gamers created an alliance, The Gamer Alliance(TGA). inside the contained the four superpowers of the world Gamers, Soviets, Crusaders, And the Anit-Furries. with some help with the weebs, gamer girls, and much more. While The Snowflake powers (TSA) were made by the Evil furries, LGBTQ members, liberals, and feminist. The war still has carried on with few TSA victories, while the TGA is winning the war thanks to the Soviets.
The Furry War is the war that will end all wars.

The Furry War has claimed thousands of victims
The Furry War by SuperSovietSlav December 17, 2018