two-fee-vay
Functions as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, interjection, preposition and question word; its meaning was
lost years ago, as was its pronunciation. Generally it is a word used when no other word makes any sense. It is sometimes seen, in cheapened forms on custom liscense plates, myspaces, friendsters, and online
dating services. It must be but whispered, for fear the wind could carry it off, never to be seen or heard or uttered again.