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World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.

There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.

Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
canuckstand by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
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Canuckland

Simply Canada, derived from the word canuck.
I was up in Canuckland visiting some relatives, it's really cold up there.
Canuckland by Matthew Bradford February 23, 2008

Canuckistan 

He lives in Canuckistan
Canuckistan by Kristoff April 27, 2004

People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan 

We are going skiing at Whistler this weekend, the greatest resort in the People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan!

Canucktard 

People that riot when their local hockey team loses once again, rather then over something important. Often they are drunk, don't mind being on camera, or posting evidence to social networks, marking themselves for easy identification.
Did you see Brock Anton's face book status telling the world what he did tonight. That douche bag is a real Canucktard.

Just watching the news, once again the Canucktards are making a mess of our city and giving us a bad rep all over the world.
Canucktard by CrazyDave303 June 16, 2011

Soviet Canuckistan 

1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.
Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe
Soviet Canuckistan by Nemuko May 11, 2003

Canuckistani 

I can't believe we got a campsite next to a bunch of goddamn Canuckistanis
Canuckistani by Tevia September 26, 2005