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Musket load 

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is
Musket load by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020
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Load my musket 

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.
(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?
Load my musket by gunny815 February 12, 2015

load the musket 

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.
load the musket by Yoté June 18, 2020

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Kentucky musket loader 

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Alaskan Musket Loader 

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”