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fuckchip 

fuckchips are the dried crispy flakes that are somewhat attached to the bedsheets after a very intense sexual encounter that lasted eight or more hours . the chips consist of both persons bodily fluids .
i was late getting dressed for work because i went back to the bedroom an grabbed mostly all the chips so i would have something to snack on during the day.
i am hopeful she will share the fuckchips and coffee with me in the morning if i can do a few more hours until then
fuckchip by fuckchip champ September 5, 2021
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The word used to describe the relationship between you and your fuckbuddy.

An association between two or more people that is limited to regular sexual encounters.
"Oh, they are just fucking- it's a total fuckship they're in"

"We don't talk, we dont hang out, we just screw. It's a fuckship"

They've been seeing each other for sex for the past ten years. It's a fuckship thats lasted the ages"
Fuckship by gveks November 20, 2010

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..
Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

fuckchop 

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.
1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.
Two people engaging in purly sexual activities with no intentions of being friends.
Sally and Ben shared a fuckship that was a memorable experience.
fuckship by Booty Call10450 January 30, 2007

fuckchops 

Nice shot there, fuckchops.
fuckchops by Archon888 March 18, 2004

porterhouse fuckchild 

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.
Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!