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Joshua Carberry 

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy
I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night
Joshua Carberry by geparto October 24, 2010

canberry sauce 

The cranberry sauce that comes from a can. Proper canberry sauce will still have ridges on the edges once removed from said can. Best served sliced.
Hey, pass that canberry sauce to me.
canberry sauce by Ashre November 22, 2006

crashberry 

The result of two or more people walking, stumbling or bumping into one another while checking their Blackberrys or other hand held devices.
I still have a welt on my forehead from that crashberry with Roy the other day.

"Hey Doofus! Watch where you're going - that could have been a killer crashberry"
crashberry by K-diggidy dogster April 27, 2009

assberry 

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.
sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!
assberry by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Canberry Sauce 

Canberry Sauce – noun – a jellied cranberry-based condiment sometimes served with holiday dinners, which contains no physical reference to cranberries whatsoever, beyond color and flavor. Connoisseurs of Canberry Sauce are keenly aware that the canberry sauce slices containing the imprints from the top or bottom of the can are the most flavorful.
Would you like a slice of canberry sauce with your Turducken? Or do you want the lumpy stuff with seeds and stems?
Mom! I totally called the bottom slice of the canberry sauce!
Canberry Sauce by WreckingDrew December 25, 2010

Craspberry 

1. The combination of cranberry and raspberry in any food stuffs, cosmetics or any other form.
2. Of prime quality
Sure, do you want a glass of craspberry juice?
Craspberry by TheRaspDuck June 11, 2011