houldin 

an ashkenazi jew who hangs out with is equally jewish and skinny friend huck. He hates the puertorican sex god named santiago who will never have sex and hates all of us jews. he skates wit his dummy christian friend shomari.

houldin yeeted on that hoe so hard

houldin by lilnebulziersfriend December 7, 2017

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

holding kink 

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.

You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.

holding kink by FranklySaid July 15, 2019

hounding around 

Hounding around can mean anything from doing hoodrat shit with your friends to vaping in your car driving around because there are no moves that specific night

You bro what y'all up to tonight? Any parties?

Nah prob just hounding around

hounding around by Thatlatestjoob557788 November 2, 2017

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Hounding 

Someone who eagerly and persistently pursues a person even though their communication is unrequited.

Man1: What ever happened with that chick you met last weekend?

Man2: She sent me 10 text messages, 22 emails, and has called me 15 times. She's hounding me!

Hounding by TheV-Man January 22, 2011

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015