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Heightgasm 

An instant sexual attraction to a tall male or female.
Sally: Oh my God! Look at that tall guy! He is so sexy!
Jen: You're totally having a heightgasm!
Heightgasm by Ohhaiitsme July 27, 2009

hightalia 

It's an alternate universe where personifications of countries (specifically from hetalia) trip on LSD, and high amounts of crack, ultimately bringing the world to utter mayhem, destruction, and sometimes peace by the means of dying and reviving repeatedly for the good of the citizens (or really just to mess with people), whoring around, misusing magic, crying about pasta and the revolutionary war, all while joining hands and singing songs about jane and saving rock and roll.
Cool dude: Yo man, did you hear about what happened on Hightalia yesterday?
Cool man: Yeah dude, England turned everyone into a shota with his super cool wizard powers so he could finally live out his dreams.

Germany: Swiggity swife, fuck my life.

Holy Rome: Italy!! (softly sobbing) Why don't you love me anymore?!
Italy: cus fuk u lol

Prussia: DENMARK BETRAYED HIS FRIENDS. AMERICA NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD.
America: PRUSSIA'S A DISSOLVED NATION
hightalia by gaymany August 5, 2013

Heightwashed 

The deceptive act of making Tom Cruise appear taller and making actors appear shorter to play elves, dwarfs, or other short characters instead of casting someone who's of shorter stature and would more accurately portray the part.
Wolverine is supposed to be like five foot three, they totally heightwashed the character by casting Hugh Jackman.
Heightwashed by ChaseHimself May 29, 2018

Highquality-Bullshit 

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
Highquality-Bullshit by bobnsons December 20, 2018

Heightfluid 

A person whose height is not fixed and changes over time or depending on the situation.
Being heightfluid enables people to do a lot of things, such as riding on rides that you are not able to go on because of your height.

When James's date asked why he lied about being 6 ft, he told her he was heightfluid.
Heightfluid by owoomoono October 7, 2020

heightable 

said person is either tall or small its not a natural hight for example the normies are not allowed to call themselfs heightables
you are one small mother fucking heightables and therfore the worste heightable

OMFG your a tall heightable and there for the best heightables shag me silly
heightable by Lbyrne May 4, 2018