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Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.
You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

higgs bison 

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos
Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!