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neomeghalophalic 

modern way by which one can prove that their wang is in deed larger than someone else
maybe its all the neomeghalophalic attempts at pseudo intellectual degradation that have worn thin and proven to not be as piquant as the antiquated "your mom" jokes
neomeghalophalic by Krampus February 18, 2013
Neomer n. 1. Neomer was a dual sided scythe used by both Asala of Tears, and Asala the Reborn. Said to glow red.
Neomer has cut down meny men and women.
Neomer by Yoza October 18, 2007
The measure of niggatry being used at a certain time
I have to study for my negometry test next week.
Negometry by Twothoughtful August 6, 2025

Neometaphysics

An adaptation of metaphysics (the study of first causes, being, spirit) to current scientific knowledge. Unlike traditional speculative metaphysics, neometaphysics incorporates results from modern physics (relativity, quantum mechanics, cosmology), evolutionary biology, and neuroscience to address questions about reality, time, causality, consciousness, and free will. Neometaphysics does not oppose science; it seeks its foundations and limits. It is practiced by philosophers of science as a “naturalised metaphysics”.
Neometaphysics Example: “A neometaphysician asks: ‘Is the quantum wave function real or just a calculation?’ The pragmatic physicist retorts: ‘That’s metaphysics, not physics.’ The neometaphysician counter‑replies: ‘Your “shut up and calculate” is itself a metaphysical stance. You rely on a view of reality you refuse to defend. That’s not pragmatism – it’s evasion.’”
Neometaphysics by Abzu Land May 27, 2026

Neometaphysicalism

A rarer term, which can be seen as a systematic and dogmatic version of neometaphysics. It adapts “metaphysicalism” (the belief that ultimate reality is metaphysical, not merely physical) to current scientific knowledge. It proposes that physical laws emerge from more fundamental metaphysical principles – such as the principle of sufficient reason, the identity of indiscernibles, or transcendental logical structures. Neometaphysicalism attempts to unify science, logic, and ontology into a coherent system, often using type theory, topos theory, or quantified modal logic.
Neometaphysicalism Example: “A neometaphysicalist argued that the cosmological constant is determined by modal symmetry principles, not by physical dynamics. The cosmologist replied: ‘Interesting, but without observable predictions, that’s philosophy – not science. You’re just renaming God as “modal necessity”.’ The neometaphysicalist counter‑replies: ‘Your own reliance on symmetries and mathematical beauty is no less metaphysical. You just haven’t admitted it. I make the assumptions explicit; you hide them.’”

Neomentalism

An adaptation of mentalism (the philosophical position that mind is the fundamental reality from which matter derives) to current scientific knowledge. Inspired by Berkeley, Kant, and German idealism, neomentalism reinterprets quantum physics as evidence that consciousness collapses the wave function, or that the universe is essentially mental (panpsychism). It uses arguments from neuroscience about the impossibility of explaining subjective experience (qualia) in material terms. Its strong version, sometimes called “scientific idealism” (Bernardo Kastrup), claims that the physical world is an image of a cosmic mind.
Neomentalism Example: “A neomentalist said: ‘The hard problem of consciousness has no materialist solution – therefore mind is fundamental.’ The neuroscientist responded: ‘Argument from ignorance: what I don’t understand, therefore spirit. That’s gap‑filling with metaphysics, not science.’ The neomentalist counter‑responds: ‘And your materialism is not a solution; it’s a promissory note. We have direct access to consciousness; matter is an inference. If one of the two must be the primitive, the evidence points to mind.’”
Neomentalism by Abzu Land May 27, 2026