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Thayne Jasperson 

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable
A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!
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An abnormally big guy who thinks he is cool, and is in some respects
D1- Man look at that guy, he's a fucking giant!
D2- dude, he's such a Thayne
Thayne is a crackhead and he punches people named Hema and Emma

ight imma head out
Spongebob: Yo that guy is a Thayne I swear
Patrick: Yeah did you see him punch that girl
thayne by YOLORATS November 5, 2019
A pretty cute and funny guy. Real fuckin sassy though.

He’s also a cheerleader and drives really fast. Never knows what he wants to do.
See how he’s sassing Jenna?

-Yeah that’s Thayne, he always does that.
Thayne by notsassy January 16, 2020
a Tall Skinny pedophile who loves this dude named chance(also is a rapist)
girl: omg that dude is a total Thayne
girl 2: omg your soo right
Thayne by tech hex May 21, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026