ass map 

The map of ones ass.

Exhibit A: Dude i got a pimple on my ass
Exhibit B: DUDE WHERE IS IT!?!?!?
Exhibit A: I don't know check the ass map!!n00b!!!

ass map by Mateo D September 29, 2005

Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

Damn girl you got a road map ass.

Road Map Ass by Scorpyon November 29, 2023

country ass maple syrup 

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows

1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup

country ass maple syrup by erein September 4, 2004