Cousin Al 

Generally regarded as a ponce

My Cousin Al always borrows money from me and never pay it back

Cousin Al by [e-mail] January 2, 2020

Alabama cousin 

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

Alabama cousin by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin by Copenhager long cut May 22, 2018

Alabamas Cousin Treatment 

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

Alabamas Cousin Treatment by Von Hitla March 8, 2023

Cousinal Friend

A friend that’s your cousin or a cousin that’s your friend.

She is my cousinal friend.

Cousinal Friend by K-words April 13, 2025

Alaskan Cousins 

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

Alaskan Cousins by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019