In a peach 

A joke, considered by most to be a bad one, used to describe President Donald Trump's lack of intellect using his recent impeachment.

Fake Trump twitter account: Help! I'm in a peach!

In a peach by Whatshappining December 22, 2019

pear in a peach tree 

pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.

Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".

pear in a peach tree by Nallok March 3, 2019

Put em in a peach

A term used when attempting to impeach a president.

President: *does something bad*

The people: “Put em in a peach!”

Put em in a peach by Joe lettuce January 12, 2020