Lizzo 

A USA Military Grade Bomb, designed with plutonium and nuclear KFC. One of the most deadliest bombs in the world. It requires 20 helicopters to successfully lift up one Lizzo

President Trump: Ok Lizzo, we’re dropping you on Iran.
Iranian General: اللعنة المقدسة القرف حوت!!!!!

Lizzo by Farquaad January 10, 2020

Lizzo 

A unit of mass
One Lizzo is equal to 2 tons or 1814.37kg

How much does your car weigh
About 2.9 Lizzos

Lizzo by Big420Brain69 December 2, 2020

Lizzo 

A typical overwheight/fat women/male who does not want to lose weight usually spends 90% of their day at a fast food restaurant uses the term "fatphobic" and celebrates Fat Acceptance

I caught "lizzo" digesting 10 big macs

Lizzo by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022

Lizzo 

New Toronto Slang for a $20 Dollar Bill. A lizzo doesn't refer to the rapper but Queen E(liz)abeth

Maples Up, Lizzos Down

Lizzo by legen-waitforit-dairy January 26, 2021

Lizzo 

The Definition of a Lizzo:
When you give a microphone and a record deal to a female with negative talent and an eating disorder living in a woman’s shelter. Will most likely eat your hand off if you don’t give her money and hasn’t eaten in 2 hours. Also someone who thinks that finding something in the dumpster a fashionable dress.

I was walking down the street and I thought I saw Precious so I got excited to see her performing music. But it turned out to just be another talentless fat b**** outside the woman’s shelter. Just another Lizzo

Lizzo by A Lizzo August 31, 2022

Lizzo 

A black woman who has thick skin in a literal sence only

Lizzo is the very personification of whats wrong with modern society, she glorifies a naturally unhealthy trait and will break into literal tears when she finds the slightest amount of criticism

Lizzo by Bennious Doverious November 16, 2022

Lizzo 

A really fat wood/blunt

I’m rolling up lizzos all fuckin day today say that.

Two blunts or a lizzo w the leaf ?

Lizzo by glnrob December 16, 2019