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The Screaming Flamingo 

Where one girl sucks one guys dick while jacking off two other guys, and taking it in the ass by another. Thus making her convulse like a screaming Flamingo.
Lets get some bros together and give Lacey the screaming flamingo!

Shoot The Whole Flamingo 

To have overdone what was needed to complete a task to the point that your efforts were excessive or unnecessary
I know we don’t need to get the most expensive car wash but I want it to look nice for Sarah, so let’s just shoot the whole flamingo and get the deluxe wash

Shakin' the Blue Flamingo 

A euphemistic term that refers to when two individuals engage in heavy petting and girating, i.e. humping, especially when the two individuals are of the same gender/sex.
"Dude, Jane and Mary were up all night shakin' the blue flamingo."

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

The Flaming Shit-Dick 

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.
Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.
The Flaming Shit-Dick by ace rim January 8, 2009

The Flaming Spire 

The act of getting some chopsticks, breaking them in half and shoving them down your dick hole
"Haha did you see Jaidyn did The Flaming Spire the other day?"
The Flaming Spire by Syllus June 29, 2021