cricket 

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Not those Aussie cunts again!

cricket by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

Cricket 

Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you.

Hating ass bitch

Cricket =hater

Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up.

Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention

In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch

Cricket by Shaneika Marie February 21, 2020

cricket 

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.

So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket: a serious game.

cricket by Chester Bogus December 22, 2007

cricket 

A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.

Fancy a game of cricket?

cricket by Serminigo May 12, 2006

cricket 

A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

cricket by Bigrattus June 12, 2003

cricket 

cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

Only gentlemen can play cricket

cricket by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006

cricket 

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(

cricket by Baxton September 21, 2005