jerex

Jerex is a person who is mentally capped but at the same time smart.

He makes dumb regards at times and at others he makes some of the most impressive remarks.

Jerex is not a very good athlete but makes solid improvements every step of his way.

In the classroom is one of the geniuses.

But once he is out of the books is very lost and confused almost seems stupid at most times.

Hey Jerex, can you shut the fuck up dumbass.

jerex by jerex.coose November 18, 2019

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Old Man Jeremy

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

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JeremyDoesDallas

Based off Debbie Does Dallas, the 1978 best selling VHS pornographic film starring Bambi Woods, JeremyDoesDallas is a 2023 straight to dvd reproduction. The plot focuses on cheerleader Dick Teenie attempting to earn enough money to get himself to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. One of the more depraved scenes involves a truck stop men's room and Teenie's renowned grand canyon gaping anus. The film has been nominated for an AVN award for best male upcoming star!

Man that film JeremyDoesDallas sure did have a whole lot of ladyboy cheerleaders.

JeremyDoesDallas by TripleCrown DS September 26, 2023

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Jeremy Bearimy

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.

“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”

Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019