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A small town in England on the edge of Derbyshire. Many of the children are inbred and go to Heanor Gate Science College. Sometimes you'll see a wild woman smoking a fag outside her door in a dressing gown at seven am while these children make their way to school. The main landmark is Crest of the Wave in Heanor market. It's a beautiful place - full of skets - but not to be confused with Ilkeston or Cotmanhay, which are ten times worse than Heanor.
"The only place worse than Heanor is Ilkeston."
"I wouldn't want to go to either!"
Heanor by yolk123 May 4, 2020
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A place In Derbyshire that's full of old fucks or slags who will give you blowy for 5p weather your a man or woman
Hey have you been to heanor

No I don't like slags
Fair enough
heanor by The.Donstic.Lord October 15, 2019
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A town with alot of druggies in and if you go to the market place your probably getting stabbed.
meet up heanor g fam or ill bang u in ur face init
Heanor by BiG T BITCH November 13, 2019

Henormous 

Adj. (1) To describe a man with large junk (2) A word to compare normal males to those that have been cross-bread with a horse or mule.
We were out at the club 'Manhole' last night and got completely wasted. Last thing I remember was this gang of bikers whipping out their HENORMOUS tools. I could not walk for a week after. Next time I will remember to bring some WD-40.
Henormous by Greg H Stick June 26, 2009
She is a kind girl who has a fascination for the oddities in life. She’s doesn’t mind standing out in the middle of the crowd. She’s beautiful inside & out. She has an old soul. She’s very motherly for her age & as a heart for the ones who are in need of love & acceptance. She has a smile that can light up a room & a laugh that’s contagious. She loves making people smile & feel loved.
Hey! Who’s that weird girl over there? Oh, HER? That’s Hanora, don’t worry about her, she’s cool!
Hanora by queenchickenwing May 12, 2021
A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up
A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"
Heaner by Supermattt September 9, 2009
A beautiful being with stunning blue eyes that gets inside hearts and stays.
Dude, I met a heanosk at the local taco joint. My first reaction was to flip her over and have my way but then I saw those blue eyes and decided I wanted to look at them while I did her. She said no and now I can’t stop thinking about her.
Heanosk by CrimLawyer4u September 6, 2018