9 december 

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

9 december by Sister james December 5, 2020

9 december 

slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times

simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga

9 december by notmarcoiswear December 3, 2020

9 December 

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

9 December by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

9 December 

Give boyfriend bra day

Friend: Where you going?
Me: im going go give this to my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?
Me: its 9 december

9 December by Guywithadhd00 December 9, 2023

9 December 2007 

she's a pretty and short, that's a fact periodt.

oh, so you're born on 9 December 2007, no wonder you're so short.

9 December 2007 by bbangnyu<333 July 9, 2022

december 9 

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

december 9 by clobamacare November 6, 2019

December 9 

If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.

Person 1: It's December 9 which is my BDAY!!!
Person 2: Same! We're both legends!

December 9 by My name is unknown to you December 3, 2019