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Thayne Jasperson 

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable
A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!
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An abnormally big guy who thinks he is cool, and is in some respects
D1- Man look at that guy, he's a fucking giant!
D2- dude, he's such a Thayne
Thayne is a crackhead and he punches people named Hema and Emma

ight imma head out
Spongebob: Yo that guy is a Thayne I swear
Patrick: Yeah did you see him punch that girl
thayne by YOLORATS November 5, 2019
A pretty cute and funny guy. Real fuckin sassy though.

He’s also a cheerleader and drives really fast. Never knows what he wants to do.
See how he’s sassing Jenna?

-Yeah that’s Thayne, he always does that.
Thayne by notsassy January 16, 2020
a Tall Skinny pedophile who loves this dude named chance(also is a rapist)
girl: omg that dude is a total Thayne
girl 2: omg your soo right
Thayne by tech hex May 21, 2024