Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

Carl Johnson by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Carl Johnson 

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.

Carl Johnson by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Johnson 

yo nigga CJ from groove street

Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.

Carl Johnson by notsoname March 10, 2020

Carl Johnson 

The main character of gta San Andreas who became a meme for saying "Ah shit, here we go again" and for pictures of him crying.

Did you see my TikTok video with the Carl Johnson memes haha.

Carl Johnson by ambro the greatest April 15, 2022

curly johnson 

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

curly johnson by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Carl Johnson 

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

Carl Johnson by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023