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Beaked Up 

dont go near him, he's all beaked up
Beaked Up by un-known-name January 10, 2009

beaten up half a mongrel 

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.
No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.
beaten up half a mongrel by sikcnt November 6, 2014

beaten up 

When someone loses a fight or gets really hurt by another person
I just beaten up Jeff and his lip bled
beaten up by ThatOneGuyCalledT November 8, 2015
Someone rollin off extacy, feeling geek'd. Usually used among club go-ers and teenagers.
"That bul Pmoney stay all beaned up off that X..."
beaned up by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007

Beaked up wank 

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

getting beaten up by a girl 

someone who gets beaten up by a girl once they have started on the girl themselves
did you hear about pete getting beaten up by a girl? he must be pathetic