National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day
Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down