Ass slaves are the bitches of the homosexual community. They usually have very strong anuses that could take such a punishment 24/7. Often seen in leather thongs being lead around by a chain, these men serve the will of a superior homosexual. It's good pay, but has a high cost on ones morals and anus.
Usually referred to as a "bitch" in the heterosexual community
Obama choose Biden because of his ability to stick a flower pot up his ass, making an excellent ass slave.
a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forumposter is also making a glass swan.
People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alienass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.
People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weaklittle developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks