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dicks for hands 

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.
(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!
dicks for hands by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

Claws for Hands! 

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

I got hands for days. 

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.
"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Veins in hands for girls 

When a girl gets veins in her hands that means she masturbates to much
Veins in hands for girls:i play with my self to much