The Coon

A vigilante child dressed as a raccoon. It's Eric Cartman's secret identity. He is Professor Chaos's arch enemy and his rival is Mysterion

there is an animal that lives by night; Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society I've chosen to become more than a man; I am the hero this town needs; I am the Coon!

The Coon by coolman222 March 21, 2009

The Coon

A Slang Term For Marijuana Originating In Alliston, ON

Yo you got The Coon?

The Coon by S_L_I August 3, 2009

The Coon and Friends 

The coon is a super hero Eric Cartman from south Park,
The friends include Mysterion (Kenny McCormick), Toolshed (Stan Marsh), Iron Maiden (Timmy), TupperWare (Token Black), Mosquito (Clyde), Mintberry Crunch (Bradley), and Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)
They are trying to save the world from BP oil who keeps drilling holes in the wrong spot.

Women: Somebody help Helpp!

Police: Mam The coon and friends are on the way.
Women: Thank good!
The Coon: It is i the coon,... nd friends.

The Coon and Friends by KAA.kaa November 16, 2010

Call the Coon 

Another way of saying "call the african american gentleman who delivers marijuana". Often shouted at the realisation that one has ran out of weed.

1: Give me weed!
2: I have none you fgt
1: Well then, you know what needs to be done....
2: Call the Coon!

Call the Coon by xXxswagmaster42069xXx May 8, 2017

broom the coon 

when in a car driving in a heavly populated area of nigers you hang out the window with a broom while hitting the niggers with the broom .if the broom is droped u must get out of the veical and get the broom.

our mission for to night is to broom the coons

broom the coon by kyle_mc May 3, 2005

Spoon the Coon 

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.

Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.

Spoon the Coon by runshat October 27, 2010

keith the coon 

stupid bitch nigger who has scabies and eats granny poonani for supper, keith the coon is a super villain in the secret show of grannys verses predetor if you come across keith the coom piss in his urethra its his weakness

dude i heard sara pissed in keith the coons eyes lasy night ...

keith the coon by sara rose meme lord March 7, 2019