squirts, the

Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.

"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."

squirts, the by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

The Squirts

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".

*sprinting* "Get out of my way, I have the squirts!"

The Squirts by lightskin.dinosaur October 2, 2016

The Squirts

The politically correct way to say "Violent diarrhea."

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!

The Squirts by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006

the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.

I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.

the squirts by d_girl August 10, 2006

the squirts

Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!

"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"

the squirts by afterx3glow March 5, 2009

The Indonesian Squirts 

When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.

"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"

The Indonesian Squirts by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017

that's the way the pickle squirts 

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

that's the way the pickle squirts by Erika June 1, 2004