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"Anyone want a doughnut?D-nut d-nut anyone? yo?", said Bob
d-nut by Vurr August 6, 2006
To smash a donut in someone's face. A major burn, especially if caught on film.
Nicholas Cage: D'oh! I just got nut'd!

Ashton Kutcher: Do' just got nut'd, man! I GOT YOU.

Nicolas Cage: Awww, nuts!

uproarious laughter
nut'd by Ersatz Jones May 27, 2011

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper 

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
a person who drops their nuts and backs out of a fight or confrontation
guy: wanna fight bitch?
bitch: no
everyone: D-Nutz
D-Nutz by smack talk March 24, 2008
My homie just wen't d'nutty on that girl.

I'm about to go d'nutty on dis bitch.
d'nutty by RedEyez March 8, 2007