tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

tard guard by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

Tard Guard

A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely

When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.

Tard Guard by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

Tard guard by butlerj January 11, 2018

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

Tard Guard by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009

Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.

1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.

Tard Guard by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

Tard Guard by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

Jeremys Tard Garden 

A garden or grouping area (or Discord server), of which the infamous FBI agent "Jeremy", isolates all of his little tardlings into one confined space, thus easily monitoring all of their devious and questionable activities.

Jay- "Hey, did you see what Emma did in Jeremys Tard Garden?"
Mitchell- "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's illegal"
Jeremy- "It is..."

Jeremys Tard Garden by ThisIsTheRealNews June 28, 2020