Brandi (whilst plunging her
girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put
your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)
Ryan (rolls over fully erect and
disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T
cuck- a- doodle-DON’T