Soycialism 

The 2nd wave of socialism, created at the beginning of the 21st century. Characterised by an influx of LGBT, Islamic and environmental policy. Similarly, as the name implies; most believers in Soycialism love soy

1st Person: Soycialism is pretty rad
2nd Person: Wth, youre just a neo-commie

Soycialism by LukeKemia August 9, 2019

Soycialism 

A branch of Socialism categorised by large quantities of soyboys and Nu-Males. Integrates cuck behaviour into socialism and changes the focus of socialism to enviromentalism and lgbtq politics

Bloke 1: Did you see that socialist rally in melbourne?
Bloke 2: What? that wasnt socialism....it was Soycialism

Soycialism by LukeKemia September 30, 2019

Buckfast Socialist 

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

socialist business class 

The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.

Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?

Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.

Any European flight has socialist business class

socialist business class by El el fetches October 26, 2013

American 'socialist' 

A social democrat.

A socialist is someone who advocates for the means of production to be controlled by the government or community as a whole.

Because the American political spectrum is skewed to the right they seem to believe that universal healthcare, free university, high taxes, redistribution of property and a strong welfare system are socialist. However, they are not socialist in themselves, only general left-wing notions. Some of these may even be supported by the right, for instance the majority of European conservatives are proponents of universal healthcare, but evidently they are not socialists.

American 'socialists' often cite the Nordic countries as successful 'socialist' countries. Despite this, the means of production in these countries is privately owned, so they are actually social democracies.

American: Bernie Saunders is a socialist.
European: He's not a socialist, he's an American 'socialist'.
American: What's the difference?
European: The latter is a social democrat.

American 'socialist' by LondonDictionary March 27, 2017

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"

champagne socialist by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015

Dementiacratic Socialist Party 

This is the name given a leftist party with geriatric leadership!

Joe, Bernie and Nancy lead the Dementiacratic Socialist Party!

Dementiacratic Socialist Party by I, Wreckerrr May 23, 2021