dumptweet

when you are tweeting and taking a dump at the same time.

i posted a dumptweet while reading a trump tweet.

dumptweet by Yonstermonster July 17, 2019

dumpweed 

Someone who has recently been dumped, that cannot get over their past relationship.

"Hey Tom, you hear about what happened to Fred and Jessica?"

"Yeah, what a dumpweed"

dumpweed by Timmytwotoes August 27, 2005

dumptext

The act of sending a text message while taking a dump.

This is a dumptext motherfucker! How are you doing buddy?

dumptext by kennsem April 7, 2010

Dumpweed 

Someone who speaks their mind continuously using various forms of social media such as blogs, facebook statuses, etc usually egotistical in nature, yet struggles with a lot of personal problems in which nobody understands, you either love them or hate them, either way they are good at the attention of many. Although you may dislike a Dumpweed, you will have a secret love for them and the way they word their thoughts, there's something about a Dumpweed that's pretty bad-ass

"Hey did you see what the Dumpweed had to say on her latest post?"
"Oh yeah, man those Dumpweeds are always starting drama, so annoying, but reading it is a guilty pleasure"

Dumpweed by Dumpweed September 13, 2011

Dumpweed 

A person of low intelligence who cuts people off in traffic. Most of these individuals are very high on drugs

Yesterday some dumpweed cut me off on my way to Walmart

Dumpweed by Wordsmith 89 October 13, 2018

dumpweed 

A lot of weed...

What a party, there's dumpweed

dumpweed by Leo March 21, 2004

Dumbteeto 

A dumb dumb; one who spews nonsense, foolhardy info or just doesn’t plain old wrong ass shit. But additionally either detriments their own position, or sounds truly dumb in said announcement

Good god, look who’s really the dumbteeto. You!

Wow, you really are dumbteeto. No question. You’re comments are uproarious to the nature of your crummy beliefs

Dumbteeto by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022