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Ninja Arachnigga 

A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais
Examples of Ninja Arachniggas

-Samuel L Jackson

-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)

-Morgan Freeman (grand master)
Ninja Arachnigga by Gergery December 12, 2008

arachnicardia 

The sharp, sudden increase in heart rate due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil arachnid.
Josh suffered arachnicardia last Wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him.
arachnicardia by beerchicky June 16, 2014

Arachnimaniphobia 

Guy 1: hey man, wanna go see the new SpiderMan movie?

Guy 2: Nah man, i have terrible Arachnimaniphobia

Guy 1: Oh, no worries.

Arachnikatoapotintoualetaphobia 

The fear of a spider being under your toilet seat and climbing onto your anus.
I have the phobia of Arachnikatoapotintoualetaphobia.

Arachnitate

Oh my God, those arachnids are so irritating. They are arachnitating me. I am now arachnitated.
Arachnitate by Halena January 20, 2009

arachniggaphobia 

The scientific definition of being scared of Black people
“Man you must of seen a ghost”. “No I was a big black guy”. “Aw you must have arachniggaphobia”