Smegle 

to insult someone online without any consideration of social etiquette or people's feelings, and feeling no remorse. Can also be adapted for day to day use.

On someone's photo on Facebook: "Hey, you look really ugly in this photo."
Reply post: "Did you just Smegle me?"

Guy: "Hey man you stink!"
2nd Guy: "Fuck you Smegle!"

Smegle by FBAvenger October 27, 2012

Smegle 

To pinch and twist someone’s genitalia

Tristen : What do y’all do when alone

Alex: I like to smegle her all the time

Smegle by Cheese burgs June 27, 2019

smegle my smeegle 

blow job

man she hasnt smegle my smeegle yet

girl can you please smegle my smeegle

smegle my smeegle by naaldiicaia July 11, 2010

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

Fart Smeller by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

fart smeller by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").

I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!

fart smeller by maitxa June 12, 2005

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021