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castreau 

A combination of "Trudeau" and "Castro"

Basically Margaret Trudeau visited Castro in Cuba roughly 9 months before Justin Trudeau was born, and the media at the time was highlighting how Margaret was too "friendly" with Fidel Castro.. Suggesting that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son.

Picture comparisons between the two evidence that the two are likely father and son.
Hey Justin Trudeau just announced Emergencies Act to quash peaceful protests in Ottawa, formerly known as the War Measures Act. Did you hear?

Yes I did. Damn that Castreau. Like father like son.
castreau by easytheretiger February 20, 2022
A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.
Wow...did you hear those cantornas!
Cantorna by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009

Castronaut 

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.
Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008

Castrenestrate 

The process of cutting someone's genitals off and throwing them out of a window.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.
"Did you hear about David?! He got castrenestrated!"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"
Castrenestrate by Drazibrik March 25, 2009

Castorcanadenaziphobia 

The Most Holy Prophet (v2.0) Cash's task of spreading the truth of Henge Kaia to the bovid masses was hindered by his severe case of castorcanadenaziphobia.
Catrena is a baddie. She knows how to get down and dirty. She can suck that dick like a god. And she is a freaky girl.
catrena by Elijahoh May 21, 2018