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Shhhhhhhh

Verb

1. Usually followed by “babe” or “I love you” post coitus when your girl wants to cuddle.

2. Random tag line from a male pursuit. Almost always placed at the end of a text. Used to take the “cougar” (a.k.a “game”) off balance so as to keep her from seeing the sneak attack.

3. Often used to try and squelch a secret that has been inadvertently been disclosed. It has a zero percent success rate...
Shhhhhhhh, babe. I love you so much we don’t need to say a word.

Your so hot. Here’s that pic, Donya. Come see m later at the Caribou Club! Shhhhh...

I can’t believe that Alec went to “The Ukraine” to see his friend.... Oh shit... Shhhhh!!!!
shhhhhhh by Mr-Gus May 11, 2019
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Shhhhhheeeeeeezfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak 

I was watching the game and then all of a sudden a streaker ran on the field. Shhhhhheeeeeeezfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

shhhhhhhh! 

Please shhhhhhhh! You're too loud.
shhhhhhhh! by Auszorean September 25, 2013
Shhhhhh
shhhhhh by HahaYourMum September 28, 2021

Shhhhhhhhh 

The act of placing a dog's anti-bark collar around a woman's neck during non-consensual sexual intercourse.
Since the shock-ridden whimpering was so obnoxious, Cedric insisted that she Shhhhhhhhh with every thrust.
Shhhhhhhhh by El terible November 5, 2010
Shut the fuck up
hey you shhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhh by The chosen 12 May 14, 2015

Shhhhhhhhh 

A variety of laugh used by lowly members of society. Generally used by small, skinny, pagan weasels that have low self-esteem and feel the need to fabricate absurd stories in order to impress others. This laugh either follows or precedes such a story.
Aspirationally speaking, I should be getting roughly $100,000 back on Obama tax returns. Shhhhhhhhh!!!!
Shhhhhhhhh by ChopD3luxe March 8, 2009