McCready 

The virtuoso of guitar, commonly known for his lead work in the prestigious band 'Pearl Jam.'

God damn did you see that behind-the-head by McCready during 'Alive?'

McCready by Morbono January 23, 2006

McCready 

A Scottish fuck who has a fetish for slapping you wherever their hands can make contact with bare skin. Be warned, this creature disguises themselves very easily and may even be lurking as one of your own friends. Don’t trust a word these shits say or they will ram it back up your ass.

Although, if you come across a nice McCready, then things may still turn out in your favour and you should make sure your take care of them. You need to water and feed your McCready. They are normally nocturnal creatures of the night and will stay up way past their bed time so you have to slap them in the head with a frying pan and they will be out like a light.

If you manage to train said McCready, then they are very loyal and will beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Very vicious animals

Shit man... this McCready sure is vicious. It slapped my thigh on the train so hard, tha people with an ASMR fetish just jizzed in their pants

McCready by Bastard gremlin February 12, 2019

McCready 

ADJECTIVE: Skilled at lesbian oral sex.

ETYMOLOGY: The Celtic surname McCready means “skilled” in Gaelic. Skilled in . . . gay lick!

I know she and I have nothing in common, but she is so McCready, I want to keep seeing her anyway!

McCready by Fox Populi 83 December 24, 2023

Mother McCready 

Something my co worker says when he's pissed off because he is fucking crazy!!

Them people piss me off, "Mother McCready"!!!!!!!

Mother McCready by Ollieman April 17, 2011

Mike McCready 

Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.

"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"

Mike McCready by kansassharp November 29, 2016

Jack mccready 

Twat!

That's real Jack mccready craic

Jack mccready by Mercy1trickbtw April 29, 2019

McCreamy 

Trick shorty boi

McCreamy is too creamy for my liking

McCreamy by 22 jumpstreet October 28, 2018