Stapletits 

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

Stapletits by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Staplenuts 

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

Staplenuts by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

Stagletts 

Those who worship 'The Stag'

We worship 'The Stag' therefore we are Stagletts.

Stagletts by Staglett02 February 26, 2020

Stapletit 

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

Stapletit by HarryPython April 16, 2019