a gorm 

A nerdy twat with no friends

Seb: I pulled a penger last night
Paco: was she fit or a gorm though

a gorm by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Agormanation

An engineering project designed by one who's head is lodged conveniently in one's buttocks, therefore creating a huge headache for the next engineer who works on the project. Usually refers to a civil engineering project.

This project has so many ridiculous problems that it has become an agormanation.

Agormanation by Bullit McQueen November 2, 2010