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me: lend me a ruler pls
davian: *beat me up*
davian by okboomer.com April 3, 2020
An awesome guy, that has long black hair. He is good at sports. Better at being a TE for football. He gets a lot of girls. He is nice. The girls really like him. He gets all the booty hoes.
Dude, that guy has so many girls.

I bet his name is Davian
Davian by Joshsuxdick May 22, 2016
A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.
Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
Davian by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011
A very hot guy who gets bothered when being touched by his butt. Also is a huge dork who owns a sword and when home alone loves getting naked and playing with his sword.
Davian is such a dork
Davian by Teddybearhugger May 30, 2021
Someone who makes kettle noises and isn’t even taller than a fire hydrant.
Random Person:’Makes a funny joke
Davian: ‘Makes kettle noise three foot off the floor.
Random Person: “ You’re such a Davian”
Davian by Regin man August 5, 2020
Name/Adjective of a sweet caring guy. Who shows off a lot of leadership qualities. Hated and misunderstood by many.

Falls deep for girls way too quickly, and has this one girl who won't get over him. Short. Can be athletic if he wanted too.
"Hey you know that guy shows a lot of Davian qualities, he should run for president!"
"You mean like Davian whose running for president in 2048"
"Exactly!"
Davian by POTUS 2048 November 22, 2021