yarfbag 

when your life is a game. the epitome of a shmoe. someone who isn't even worth a wink and a nod.

you don't like karen o? you're such a yarfbag!

yarfbag by tayloe December 22, 2008

Yarbage 

Any item or items used in one's yard, in abundance, for ornamental and decorative purposes that would be considered trashy by most peoples standards. It is a combination of the words yard and garbage. It is not to be confused with items often found in a hoarder's yard, as that is simply trash.

Her yard would look so much better if she didn't have so much yarbage. Who decorates their yard with flamingos and gnomes anyway?

Yarbage by cbranson November 21, 2010

Yarbage 

The fantasy football yardage points earned during garbage time.

Lookin' to get some serious yarbage points today!

Yarbage by Morgana570 September 12, 2021