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Pineapple 

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA
Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple
Pineapple by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019

Pineapple 

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.
The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.
Pineapple by saxen49 June 17, 2012

Pineapple 

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.
New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"
Pineapple by Rupert Shackleton August 4, 2014

pineapple 

damn i need some pineapples if i’m getting head
pineapple by blaatina December 8, 2018

pineapple 

An Australian $50 note, noteable becuase of the yellow color of the note.
Do you have any change, I've only got a pineapple.
pineapple by Heathster August 6, 2007