johnfu 

Someone who is very stupid or bad at videogames and at life. Usually plays a really bad hunter on world of warcraft.

Im not playing with that johnfu again, hes really bad.

johnfu by nandor February 14, 2019

Johnfields

The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mountain bike. Once said to be extinct JohnFields Jr.'s now run rampant around the once peaceful colorado praire.

Just then the storm hit and lightning came down and johnfields everthing to hell.

Johnfields by shiggins January 14, 2008

Johnbumpkin 

One who takes great joy in being pounded by midgets whilst riding a hog and screaming yee haw.

Boy that guy sure looks like a Johnbumpkin

Johnbumpkin by Snugsmugs April 22, 2016

johnference 

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009

johnfoolery 

when someone who is a known john travolta lover accuses you of tomfoolery

Person 1: Hey, what happened to Josue? I heard he got his neck snapped last night
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior

Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan

johnfoolery by andyyxeve July 4, 2020

johnfooler

Very similar to a tomfooler, one who commits johnfoolery. Even more foolin' than a tomfooler. Term given to those who venture into the dark, mysterious realm of tomfoolery and return a new person, not the tomfooler they left as, but as the more evolved and ever-fooling johnfooler

No longer a tomfooler, Jacob emerged from the debacle a new man, a johnfooler if you will.

johnfooler by Johnfoolery February 22, 2010

Johnluke 

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.

Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!

Johnluke by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018