Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART ONE: The Rap Game's third billionaire after Dr Dre and MCX. Legend has it that Neckbeard Hitler once destroyed the next big thing in rap, Yung Nonce in a rap battle and and Yung Nonce had to flee to the inner depths of the Amazon Jungle to escape the shame. However, this cannot be confirmed as Neckbeard Hitler has not left his room since. The only one who has access to his room, nicknamed the 'kingdom of NH and his Waifu =^_^=' is his mother, a long suffering woman whose soulmate (and father to Neckbeard Hitler) was shanked by a now well known rapper. This is why Neckbeard Hitler aspires to save the rap game, to avenge his deadbeat dad who left for a pack of cigarettes when Neckbeard Hitler was 14, just after he dropped out of school to play COD. Back then he rarely left his room, still much better than today, and his mother did not have the heart to tell him his father had left for greener pastures (by greener pastures, I mean a woman who did not smell like the skip bin at the back of a fish market. She maintains it is genetic, but no one has ever seen her purchase even a bar of soap, a trait she seemed to pass down on to her son)

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by?
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

Neckbeard Hitler by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 2: After she learned the news of his slaying, she felt too guilty not to tell Neckbeard Hitler, so she informed him of the terrible news. He, for only the third time in his life, felt empathy for a human being (the first time being when some feminist he pays half his centrelink money too explained to him the oppression of when a man accidentally rubbed up against her on a busy city train, and the second was when his body pillow ripped, which technically doesn't count as a human, but if you say that to Neckbeard Hitler, you'll be lucky to escape alive). He tried to hang himself, because he was going through that 14 year old edgelord phase, but there was no rope that would fit around his already scabbily bearded neck and 10 chins. Being the genius that he is, he attempted it anyway to no success. But then Neckbeard Hitler had a thought. One that would change the path of the collective human history forever. He decided to start rapping. He was going to become a rapper to absolutely obliterate his father's killer. He found Yung Nonce online on /b/ and decided to battle him in a war of words, a war from which Yung Nonce would never recover.

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

Neckbeard Hitler by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

Neckbeard Hitler by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.

Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.

Neckbeard Hitler by avinabeer December 11, 2018